More War ranting

So, if Bush decides that war on Syria is justified because he says they might have chemical weapons, where does it all end? I hear that Hong Kong has this really smelly Tofu, which is certainly a weapon of mass nausea...

I can just imagine the last speeches, just in time for the elections of 2016, for Bush's 5th straight term: "And so, my fellow Americans, those evil Canadians to the north speak Fren-, sorry, Freedom, that language of people who disagree with us. And they may have nuclear weapons, chemical weapons, and biological weapons. They certainly have one biological weapon, one vicious, inhumane and thoroughly unamerican weapon. Roll it there, Colin, show these fine folks the pictures of innocent Americans laid low with that evil Canadian Poutine..."